Two hapless slackers hit the Nevada desert for a road trip and unwittingly get tangled up with casino mobsters, aliens, the US Airforce, and the Beatles. What could possibly go wrong? Pretty much everything.
Listen to Magic Rocks
from Hell
With a zany cast of characters...
Keith
A sarcastic and sardonic slacker, sporting shaggy hair and a perpetual eye-roll. He scoffs at the idea of extraterrestrial life and conspiracy theories.
Spike
A nonchalant dreamer, often fantasizing about epic stunts and improbable get-rich-quick schemes. Spike's superpower? Turning his takeaway lunches into a timeless masterpiece of mold and mystery.
The Chreaps
A married couple that sells magic rocks on the side of the road. The worst sort of old people (and they’re not even people.)
Mr. Castillo
A casino owner with some serious family connections. Don't let his well-spoken and suave demeanor fool you. Under his polished, well-dressed exterior lies a master of vulgarities, depravity, and endless fart jokes.
The Beatles
A foursome of bouncers and part-time bodyguards. Gossip in the club scene claims they once dreamed of being musicians, but apparently, they couldn't carry a tune.
Col. Sanders
A no-nonsense Air Force colonel with a stare that could freeze a rocket in its tracks and a demeanor as tough as a stealth bomber. When she's not dominating the skies, she enjoys showing off her not-so-secret collection of cat videos.
Alien Captain
A charismatic extraterrestrial with a penchant for the peculiar and an insatiable curiosity about Earth's inhabitants. Known for his notorious hot tub parties.
Gavin Redwood
A sexually fluid and mildly brain-damaged cult leader of an eco-activist cult. His brain injury is a result of an unfortunate encounter with a rogue satellite dish, leaving him with an unorthodox thought process and slight hiccups.
The Narrator
Like a velvet thunderclap and a voice that could melt glaciers and charm the stars, this unseen and mysterious storyteller's dulcet tones attempt to make sense of all this idiocy.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Former celebrity intent on photobombing this production
Magic Rocks from Hell
An Original Audio Drama 5-Part Series from
VO Rep
Featuring the Voices of
Ken Foster Paul Stefano Tom Antonellis Suzy P. Steve Weintz
Tara Langella Sarah Ruth Thomas Daniel Azarian Narrated by Andy Mack
Sound Design by Daniel Azarian
Audio Mastering & Engineering by Michael Kinsey
Produced & Directed by Daniel Azarian
Written by Steve Weintz